Peephole in a Barbed Wire Fence
I'm not sure the origin of this tale, but as my grandfather used to say:
"Peephole in a Barbed Wire Fence"
The famous speaker who no one had heard of said:
Hear ye, hear ye!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants
I stand before you to sit behind you
To tell you something I know nothing about:
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday
There'll be a Ladies Meeting strictly for men
Free Admission so pay at the door
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor
Now the show is over, but before I go,
Let me tell you a story I don't really know:
One bright day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they used a Mummy for a referee
Back to back; they faced each other;
Pulled out their swords and shot one another.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true...
Ask the blind man; he saw it too!"
Good evening. Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.
I am from Somalia and learning to speak English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: ""
Best regards 8-), Nixie.
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